“I don’t care about ecological damage, I’m a working man, where’s my corned beef sandwich?!”
And so Flash Player has ended, the last remaining vestige of the halcyon era when the web was only used for MSN Messenger, MySpace and explicit gore sites! The internet cesspool has only grown more fetid, a bleak vomit of brain melting QAnon conspiracies, jocular 4chan nihilism, slimy incel violence, head spinning ‘patriot’ paranoia and steamed hams. So hold yer nose and dive into the digital hellscape as the Spit ‘n’ Static! signal scrambles the 1020 Radio wi-fi, rips your eyelids off and beams the cyber snot, net-ravaged puke through your fucking skull! 💉 💻 📡 👽 👌
I’m delighted to present to you a festive collaboration between Heads on Sticks and the Bristol German Market!! Originally due to DJ a set in the plastic Bavarian village (next to the vape store), I’ll instead unleash the festive magic in a special one-off show!!
The annual tradition of U.K. based entertainment companies propping up tacky Munich beer halls with underpaid, bored looking staff in lederhosen goes all the way back to 1999 which no one remembers. The obligatory traipse through a drizzly, sleet filled Broadmead and zig-zagging tat merchants and drunkards with a microphone singing Bing Crosby out of tune really kicked off about five years ago, and has enchanted us ever since!
So in its absence, allow me and the authentic German Events Ltd. (based in Bournemouth) to transport you to those enchanted evenings, sat huddled with friends freezing your tits off, struggling to get through the flat lager you spent £6 on and hearing the robot oompah band playing for the eleventh time that hour!
Well ain’t U.S. democracy great?! Another four years of lively debate as to who gets to manage the rotten orthodoxy marginally better!!! A celebratory American election special of Spit ‘n’ Static! hit 1020 Radio, a full hour of fuzzing, slimy mutoid punk and tumorous electro scoring societal implosion, seething anger and Nancy Pelosi’s ice-cream!!! IT’S BRUNCH TIME!!!!! 🇺🇸 🍳 🥂 💅🗳 ✝️ 💵 📡 👽 👌
“Healthy livestock so we can eat, human flesh is porky meat HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…”
Alien visitations descended upon the 1020 Radio studio today, the Spit ‘n’ Static! signal taking a brief detour away from acrid synthpunk toward cosmos exploring psych! So shave your head, slip on your Nike Decades and ‘graduate’ with a bag round your head, barbiturates in your blood chasing the great Hale-Bopp comet just as Do told yer too!!!
Everyone’s favourite synthpunk invasion smashed into the 1020 Radio studio like Deng Xiaoping’s disembodied head today, another acrid hour of garbled alien interference glitched out with 16bit HappySoft viruses!! ☭ 🎮 📡 👽 👌
The latest Glaciers is up! Another exquisite traverse across chilly synythscapes and new wave tundras! Make sure you head to Noods Radio for the next hour of all things icy, ethereal, and glittering! 🎹 ❄️ 👌
“That’s not reggae, it’s imitation” to misquote Dr. Blair. There’s a giant carnival shaped hole that was filled with Spit ‘n’ Static! sludge over at 1020 Radio today, the synthpunk intrusion garbling with weird reggae, alien dub, and the noxious fumes of The Thin Blue Slime in flames! 🐖 ☢️ 📡 👽 👌