Spit ‘n’ Static!

‘Catch the wave’ at Bristol’s 1020 Radio with Spit ‘n’ Static!, a heady brew of synthpunk, avant-weird jams, and alien intrusions 👽 👌

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #22

“My baby left me when she went away, my blood was splattered in the alleyway!”

DID YOU KNOW? Garfield holds the world record for most syndicated comic strip, in addition to appearing in the most underwhelming and disappointing TV/film adaptations! And that ALF’s politically charged German rap single ‘ALF Wird Unser Bundeskanzler’ was wrongly interpreted by Soviet intelligence as code word for a pre-emptive missile strike, nearly triggering nuclear war! His home planet Melmac exploded in nuclear destruction! 🙈 ☢️

The alien synthpunk signal known as Spit ‘n’ Static! doesn’t just lift the veil on our societal rot, it also lurks into the recesses of your mind! It knows you hide from the crushing surety of eternal labour and wealth extraction by retreating into your carefree ‘90s childhood, crafting pointless nihilistic memes from cartoons cos, well, what else is there to do?! In the spirit of millennial malaise, check out the latest sludgeplosion that corrupted 1020 Radio with a special congealed psych-slop of Garfield and ALF (plus a song about Bart Simpson) invading your flesh like a nasty, Amazonian candiru shredding your urethra!!! 📡 👽 👌

ALF parading Garfield’s severed head by Peekasso

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #21

“I don’t care about ecological damage, I’m a working man, where’s my corned beef sandwich?!”

And so Flash Player has ended, the last remaining vestige of the halcyon era when the web was only used for MSN Messenger, MySpace and explicit gore sites! The internet cesspool has only grown more fetid, a bleak vomit of brain melting QAnon conspiracies, jocular 4chan nihilism, slimy incel violence, head spinning ‘patriot’ paranoia and steamed hams. So hold yer nose and dive into the digital hellscape as the Spit ‘n’ Static! signal scrambles the 1020 Radio wi-fi, rips your eyelids off and beams the cyber snot, net-ravaged puke through your fucking skull! 💉 💻 📡 👽 👌

Gangrenous memeage by Canek Zapata

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #20

“The whole thing, I think it’s sick!”

Well ain’t U.S. democracy great?! Another four years of lively debate as to who gets to manage the rotten orthodoxy marginally better!!! A celebratory American election special of Spit ‘n’ Static! hit 1020 Radio, a full hour of fuzzing, slimy mutoid punk and tumorous electro scoring societal implosion, seething anger and Nancy Pelosi’s ice-cream!!! IT’S BRUNCH TIME!!!!! 🇺🇸 🍳 🥂 💅🗳 ✝️ 💵 📡 👽 👌

Starz ‘n’ Stripes by Sarah Zucker

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #19

“Healthy livestock so we can eat, human flesh is porky meat HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…”

Alien visitations descended upon the 1020 Radio studio today, the Spit ‘n’ Static! signal taking a brief detour away from acrid synthpunk toward cosmos exploring psych! So shave your head, slip on your Nike Decades and ‘graduate’ with a bag round your head, barbiturates in your blood chasing the great Hale-Bopp comet just as Do told yer too!!! ❤️ ✝️ 🧪 📡 🧃 👽 👌

Loyal disciple ‘graduating’ by Glitched Memories

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #18

“我爱北京天安门, 天安门上太阳升!”

Everyone’s favourite synthpunk invasion smashed into the 1020 Radio studio like Deng Xiaoping’s disembodied head today, another acrid hour of garbled alien interference glitched out with 16bit HappySoft viruses!! ☭ 🎮 📡 👽 👌

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #17

“Rats mutated from the acid rain, feel that radiation going into my brain!”

6̷9̷4̷1̷0̷ ̷6̷9̷4̷1̷0̷ ̷0̷3̷9̷3̷2̷ ̷0̷3̷9̷3̷2̷ ̷4̷2̷1̷7̷5̷ ̷4̷2̷1̷7̷5̷ ̷7̷2̷9̷6̷4̷ ̷7̷2̷9̷6̷4̷ ̷7̷9̷3̷8̷3̷ ̷7̷9̷3̷8̷3̷ ̷3̷2̷6̷4̷4̷ ̷3̷2̷6̷4̷4̷ ̷4̷1̷9̷6̷8̷ ̷4̷1̷9̷6̷8̷ ̷8̷1̷6̷0̷0̷ ̷8̷1̷6̷0̷0̷ ̷2̷7̷6̷4̷5̷ ̷2̷7̷6̷4̷5̷ ̷0̷1̷6̷6̷8̷ ̷0̷1̷6̷6̷8̷… 1020 Radio picked up some shortwave intelligence today, the Spit ‘n’ Static! signal beaming the usual synthpunk sludge with queasy interference from the mysterious numbers at 4625 kHz! E̷͈͗̊̆̔̈̔̀̌͠n̸̘̥̠̠͔̑́̓d̶̟̥͖͈̆̓̄̿̍̅́͘ ̸̯͙̖̞̳͕͚̂̀̀̒̃͑̈́ŏ̴̧̢̡̠͔̠͖f̵̢̢͖̜̬̘̞̽̓̓͜ ̴̳͈̥̑̀ẗ̴̛͈̮̙́́͒̃̑̕r̴̨̩̺͖̆̍͗̓̇́͝ä̸̛̛̙́̈́̋̒͌n̸̨̨̛̛̛͍̥̓́̍̇͠͝s̸̡̻͙̩̭͚̦͖̋̏̋̂̀̅̅̃̕m̵͙̜̿̄ǐ̶͕͗͜s̴̟̺̦̮̀̄͊̔̕s̷̨͕̿̓̑̈́̃̾̊̓i̸̡̛̗̺̲͒͘͝ȏ̸̧̡̰͉̖̪̯̞̋͋͒̈́͐͐͝ņ̷͍̲͇̳͍͒́̎̂̀͋̈́ͅ

TV nightmares by Haydiroket

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #16

‘I’m wired up! I’m wired up! I’m wired up!I’m wired up! I’m wired up! I’m wired up! I’m wired up! They got Stelazine, Thorazine, and Largactil!’

“That’s not reggae, it’s imitation” to misquote Dr. Blair. There’s a giant carnival shaped hole that was filled with Spit ‘n’ Static! sludge over at 1020 Radio today, the synthpunk intrusion garbling with weird reggae, alien dub, and the noxious fumes of The Thin Blue Slime in flames! 🐖 ☢️ 📡 👽 👌

Purple fuzzy void by Roberto Malano

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #15

‘Jonele, Jonele, Jonele, Jneloe I’m beiggng of you psaele d’not tkae my man. ſouǝlǝ’ ſouǝlǝ’ ſouǝlǝ’ ſuǝloǝ Ԁsɐǝlǝ p,uoʇ ʇʞɐǝ ɥᴉɯ ɾsnʇ qǝnɐɔsǝ ʎon ɔɐu. uɹǝǝƃ plǝɹɐɯǝ ɟo sʎǝǝ puɐ uʞᴉs ʎʌoɹᴉ ɥᴉʇM ɹɐᴉɥ unqnɹɐ ɟo soɔʞl ƃuɐɯᴉlɟ ɥᴉʇM ǝɹɯdɐoɔ pǝʎouq sᴉ ʎǝɐnʇq ɹon⅄’

Don’t you realise the fiery inferno that awaits??!!!! Spit ‘n’ Static! isn’t just a synthpunk signal hijack from unknown sources, it’s also your alien saviour! Catch up with the garbled, sermon of righteousness brought to you by TBN and 1020 Radio and get whacked with a giant temperance spoon and rid your soul of beastial urges and immoral thoughts! 🥄 🧠 ✝️ 📡 👽 👌

Sinful filth by Fuzzy Ghost

BIG THANKS TO BOREDOM V. CREEPERSON!!!!

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #14

‘Sexual freedoms turned into corporate schemes!! Viruses plaguing your thoughts, plaguing your souls!!!’⠀⠀⠀⠀

The acrid, stinging fuzz of Spit ‘n’ Static! corrupted the 1020 Radio studio today, the usual synthpunk splatter we all know and love knotted and twisted with a little alien sleeeeeeze for good measure! Careful…this one bites! 🦠📡👽👌⠀⠀⠀⠀

Electro-spectral entities by Paloma Kop

Spit ‘n’ Static! 1020 Radio #13

Bristol’s 1020 Radio got wrecked with the 13th dose of synthpunk sludge that is Spit ‘n’ Static! ‘Catch the wave’ same slime same face for another hour of garbled alien interruptions and slimy dead channel fuzz!! Don’t fight it, you gotta ride it out!!! 👽 👌