I’m delighted to present to you a festive collaboration between Heads on Sticks and the Bristol German Market!! Originally due to DJ a set in the plastic Bavarian village (next to the vape store), I’ll instead unleash the festive magic in a special one-off show!!
The annual tradition of U.K. based entertainment companies propping up tacky Munich beer halls with underpaid, bored looking staff in lederhosen goes all the way back to 1999 which no one remembers. The obligatory traipse through a drizzly, sleet filled Broadmead and zig-zagging tat merchants and drunkards with a microphone singing Bing Crosby out of tune really kicked off about five years ago, and has enchanted us ever since!
So in its absence, allow me and the authentic German Events Ltd. (based in Bournemouth) to transport you to those enchanted evenings, sat huddled with friends freezing your tits off, struggling to get through the flat lager you spent £6 on and hearing the robot oompah band playing for the eleventh time that hour!
“That’s not reggae, it’s imitation” to misquote Dr. Blair. There’s a giant carnival shaped hole that was filled with Spit ‘n’ Static! sludge over at 1020 Radio today, the synthpunk intrusion garbling with weird reggae, alien dub, and the noxious fumes of The Thin Blue Slime in flames! 🐖 ☢️ 📡 👽 👌
Don’t you realise the fiery inferno that awaits??!!!! Spit ‘n’ Static! isn’t just a synthpunk signal hijack from unknown sources, it’s also your alien saviour! Catch up with the garbled, sermon of righteousness brought to you by TBN and 1020 Radio and get whacked with a giant temperance spoon and rid your soul of beastial urges and immoral thoughts! 🥄 🧠 ✝️ 📡 👽 👌
‘Sexual freedoms turned into corporate schemes!! Viruses plaguing your thoughts, plaguing your souls!!!’⠀⠀⠀⠀
The acrid, stinging fuzz of Spit ‘n’ Static! corrupted the 1020 Radio studio today, the usual synthpunk splatter we all know and love knotted and twisted with a little alien sleeeeeeze for good measure! Careful…this one bites! ⠀⠀⠀⠀
Bristol’s 1020 Radio got wrecked with the 13th dose of synthpunk sludge that is Spit ‘n’ Static! ‘Catch the wave’ same slime same face for another hour of garbled alien interruptions and slimy dead channel fuzz!! Don’t fight it, you gotta ride it out!!! 👽 👌
The alien mind control that is Spit ‘n’ Static! has been hijacking your signal for a full year! Here’s to another year of everyone’s favourite avant-punk-synth-trash-fuck-spit from the planet Zanfretta! Keep catching that wave same slime, same faceat Bristol’s 1020 Radio! 👽 👌
The loyal devotees of the Spit ‘n’ Static! cult dunked their head in the 11th dose and ‘Ascended’ outta this topsy-turvy world just as their glorious leader ordered them too!! Check out the death tape from this infamous incident, and ‘catch the wave’ at the new schedule of every third Thursday of the month, same slime same face, at Bristol’s 1020 Radio. REJOICE!!!!!
Your eyeballs become swollen, clammy palpitations take over, then you awaken several hours later with the echoing sounds of unintelligible alien gibberish ringing in your ears. You’ve been exposed to Spit ‘n’ Static!, a raw signal of all things synthpunk and mutoid from sources unknown. Get yer eleventh hit, same slime same face, at Bristol’s 1020 Radio on the 13th Feb! 👽 👌