I’m delighted to present to you a festive collaboration between Heads on Sticks and the Bristol German Market!! Originally due to DJ a set in the plastic Bavarian village (next to the vape store), I’ll instead unleash the festive magic in a special one-off show!!

The annual tradition of U.K. based entertainment companies propping up tacky Munich beer halls with underpaid, bored looking staff in lederhosen goes all the way back to 1999 which no one remembers. The obligatory traipse through a drizzly, sleet filled Broadmead and zig-zagging tat merchants and drunkards with a microphone singing Bing Crosby out of tune really kicked off about five years ago, and has enchanted us ever since!

So in its absence, allow me and the authentic German Events Ltd. (based in Bournemouth) to transport you to those enchanted evenings, sat huddled with friends freezing your tits off, struggling to get through the flat lager you spent £6 on and hearing the robot oompah band playing for the eleventh time that hour!